English vs BM: Exaggeration!

I've been thinking lately..since there are English-haters and BM-addicts and pro-English and anti-BM(wujud ke??..eh, mestilah..ni kan 1 Malaysia..apela kaitan), i thought i would do like a brief entry(pfft..atina, bole ke brief2 ni?..eh, diamla!) on these two languages..and this time, it's about EXAGGERATION, yeah!! say it the sexiest way you can..EXAGGERATIIOONNN uuuhh...aahhh..hahaha..

for this particular aspect, i'd say the winner goes to.................

yeahh!!! our national language sounds the best when it comes to exaggeration..agree?

anti-BM: e'eh, ape lak! nampak sgt bias BM..

BM-addict: wei betolla...orang kita bab nak hiperbola2 ni paling hebat sekali didunia!

aku: err..anti-BM, aku kena agree pasal ni sebab......

KES 1

mat saleh dan mamat ternampak cicak saiz jari ibu jari disusun selari di depan mata diorang......

mat saleh: Oh my God!!! it's the fattest lizard i'ver ever seen!!(loghat mendiang steve irwin)

mamat    : mak aihh!! besaq gajah cicak ni!! besaq lg drpd bini obese aku!!

Kajian Kes

lihat kes di atas(cee..dah ala peguambela dah)..mane lagi exaggerate?mestilah mamat kan..alah, cicak besaq ibu jari pon dia kata besaq gajah...nampak benor nipunyeee....

KES 2

Mami(anak mamat) bergaduh dengan Smelly Sally(anak mat saleh) dan masing-masing mengadu pada kawan masing-masing(kawan tak payah name, tak penting pun)

Mami: ko tau dak minah(ni ade name..), Smelly Sally tu gedik gila tahap cipan mengalahkan beruk makyae!!!  haaa....

Minah: iyee??(buat-buat minat..dlm hati, astarghfirullahalazim...mami ni mengumpat ni..)

Mami: Ya Allah! aku rasa macam nak cekik-cekik je lehaq dia pastu, sembelih buat kari!

Smelly Sally: I soo freakin hate that freakin girl!! ughhh!

Shallow Mallow: i know riite....(buat muka mintak penampor)

Smelly Sally: God, i feel like killing her and dump her in the trash!

Kajian Kes

haaa.....kalau kite lihat, dua2 macam exaggerate kan...tapi, who does it better??everybody would have to agree on Mami...her exaggeration is like sooooo exagerrated that i feel like exaggerating this crap more and more..watahell? tengok cara mami buat hiperbola.. die describe gedik tu as tahap cipan, kalah beruk..and boleh pulak ade hajat nak buat kari kat leher Sally tu...memang kreatif dan inovatif Mami ni..aku pon tak terfikir nak makan leher Sally masak kari..eeeuuww!

So...looking at both of the situation, i think Malays exaggerate the best...their way of making things look soo bad, or soo good is more entertaining and lively! don't you think..we are very good exaggerators(is there such term??)

Way to go BM! you win this time...

pro-English: oh i'll get you next time BM......ultramannnn bertukar!!